Proud Dad of Feral Goblins T-Shirt

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This lightweight cotton tee carries a tongue-in-cheek fantasy vibe: a weathered wooden plaque and playful lettering that reads “Proud Dad of feral goblins.” It feels like a badge of honor for tabletop dads, LARPers, and fantasy-fueled parents who laugh at the chaos their kids (or players) create. Soft on the skin and breathable year-round, it settles into everyday wear — game nights, casual family outings, or lazy afternoons on the couch. The design reads like a story fragment: a shielded sign found at the tavern door, a wink to anyone who knows the joy of unruly imagination. Wear it with denim, hoodies, or under a jacket; it pairs with dice bags, character sheets, and a ready smirk. This shirt speaks the language of campaign nights, sticky-fingered minis, and proud, sleep-deprived parenting with a sense of humor.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and stability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wearing; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF-printed artwork ensuring vivid, durable color on sleeves and neck labels

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

The Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple.

Disclaimer:

- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.

.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for safety and quality assurance.

.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

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Proud Dad of Feral Goblins T-Shirt

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