{"product_id":"tired-dad-of-feral-goblins-funny-tee","title":"Tired Dad of Feral Goblins Funny Tee","description":"Soft, worn-in cotton with character — this garment-dyed tee carries a cozy, lived-in feel that’s ready for the everyday adventures of hands-on parenting. The relaxed, heavyweight fabric drapes comfortably over busy mornings and late-night story sessions. On the back, playful goblin illustrations and the cheeky phrase “Tired Dad of Feral Goblins” add warmth and humor, like a private nod between caregivers who’ve survived sticky fingers, bedtime negotiations, and tabletop chaos. It sits naturally beside a favorite mug, park bench, or camping chair, aging beautifully with each wash so the story becomes part of the shirt itself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":46685857874081,"sku":"29071169290269785669","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":46685857906849,"sku":"26695515041928432903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":46685857939617,"sku":"24155152803177475168","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":46685857972385,"sku":"23575373181531596465","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":46685858005153,"sku":"98280415495293872120","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":46685858037921,"sku":"33058374255170443963","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":46685858070689,"sku":"17218777081228024105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":46685858103457,"sku":"16087702205292604318","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":46685858136225,"sku":"12941755768667703550","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":46685858168993,"sku":"27373602063438313994","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":46685858201761,"sku":"31067437917287010260","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":46685858234529,"sku":"15136012615285636770","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":46685858267297,"sku":"16707915051993907969","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":46685858300065,"sku":"17770989383363326325","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":46685858332833,"sku":"40221230811845734757","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46685858365601,"sku":"14119689673602930253","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":46685858398369,"sku":"18503106322762243064","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":46685858431137,"sku":"17991026143947501606","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":46685858463905,"sku":"30757474751659858250","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":46685858496673,"sku":"88123068507024900215","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46685858529441,"sku":"29810116947611329606","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":46685858562209,"sku":"16351992121992764659","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":46685858594977,"sku":"17176252826896957283","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/7976\/5665\/files\/20260713194341-1f17ef32-65f2-6162-93ba-62a0e8aa156d.png?v=1783971918","url":"https:\/\/shopfernandflicker.com\/products\/tired-dad-of-feral-goblins-funny-tee","provider":"Fern \u0026 Flicker","version":"1.0","type":"link"}